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SMILE -


TAGS: disney killed the mouse cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

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PhxDebbie - August 3, 2010, 8:52 am
5 "oh so regal" L's hahaha


GODZILLA FACEPALM - When Godzilla gives you the facepalm, you know the fail is epic.


TAGS: godzilla facepalm face palm epic fail
Rating: 3.66/5


DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.


TAGS: spider revenge book bed kill
Rating: 4.91/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:23 am
Yup. That's the motifake I needed to read right before going to sleep... or at least bed.


ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.


TAGS: once you see it you will shit bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

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Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm
lol I didn't shit bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm
Hey Wowzers Fuck you. You racist asshole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm
fucking idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is just gay... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

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CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


Old Saw -




WHY? - Didn't I think of that.


TAGS: zombi treadmill defense
Rating: 4.74/5

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Swampfox - June 25, 2012, 12:10 pm
The zombies will walk until... No, I'm not going to explain it. Maybe a hint from TLOTR, "You shall not pass!"
Cyberhagen - June 24, 2012, 12:07 pm
Except in the picture, the treadmills are facing IN..
Swampfox - June 19, 2012, 2:20 pm
The first treadmills were powered by walking...
Kilted - June 19, 2012, 2:53 am
Nice plan. Until the power runs out.


Rock Paper Scissors -




THIS - is Gun Control


TAGS: guns illegals
Rating: 4.03/5

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Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:03 am
this poster is 3 years old, with 60 other comments.. I think the subject has been covered adequately
tugtramp - August 20, 2012, 5:53 am
Butte Sheriff John Walsh told the Montana Standard "This Never Happened"
Buzzramjet - August 20, 2012, 1:53 am
Ever wonder why gun nuts have to make up stories to justify their guns? Nothing wrong with owning guns so why lie and make up idiocy like this?
pzykosiz - April 29, 2011, 12:00 am
it kind of a shame he's not around to hear that
Sean - April 28, 2011, 11:46 pm
Oh yeah?!!! LogicDude. You take that back!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:05 am
policy would be to build an effective barrier and kick out the illegals. That allows more room for legal immigration which is good for the US. Is it right that folks who follow the law should not be allowed in because some ass jumped the fence? No.
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Having about 33% of our prison systems filled with illegals isn't anecdotal. True the hard evidence is hard to come by because we can't track them since they broke the law by coming here or staying beyond their VISAs. A legitimate advancement of social
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:02 pm
Like the uselessness of anecdotal "evidence" when it comes to legitmately advancing social policy.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
people to shoot at and it ends up distracting from the issues that need to be addressed.
WTFO - November 24, 2009, 9:57 pm
Sean, I thought the discussion went on to the topics. However, constrained to this story: I think that creating a false story diminishes the validity of the very real problems the story is trying to draw attention to. Falsehoods just create a target for
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:03 pm
In that case sean, the author should have made the villians bacon stealing zombies. That'd get everyone's attention!!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 1:05 pm
Sean FTW.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:31 am
intended, not whether or not the intended audience is xenophobic. Please keep that straight.
Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:30 am
Thanks WTFO, but they addes that additional made up detail to make the story extra scary to those they thought would be extra scared of illegal immigrants. All of your verbiage cannot change that. And I'm talking about what the author of this myth ...
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
Canada is when Americans cross illegally and place a strain on your system.
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:55 pm
definition, because their very entry into this country was a crime. Again, I don't defend a made up story, but concern over illegals in the US is a valid issue that hasn't been addressed properly. After the left destroy the US, we'll see how welcoming
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:53 pm
people in the US don't fear immigration but welcome it. This debate is about illegal immigrants, which is vastly different. The people you incorrectly identify as xenophobes actually just want our immigration laws obeyed. Illegals aliens are criminals by
WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:51 pm
Interesting choice of words, Sean. xenophobia: fear of strangers or foreigners. That is a complete distortion the media uses regarding the illegal immigration debate. If you've bought into that, then let me shed the light of truth on the argument. Most
TheTrashHeap - November 21, 2009, 2:22 pm
I must agree with Sean here. Labeling them "criminals" would have been enough. Bringing up their immigration status is a cheap shot.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:56 pm
And calling them black would have be too obvious a tactic, these days.
Sean - November 21, 2009, 12:55 pm
The vast majority of murders in America are committed by Americans. The made-up superfluous detail of their immigration status is a deliberate act to pander to the xenophobia of the intended audience.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 11:54 pm
Sean, I already agreed that this story isn't factual. Yes, it raises 2 points 1) pro 2nd Amendment, and 2) anti-illegal immigration. Both are valid view-points. A google search on San Francisco and murder committed by illegals gives you answers of why.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:56 pm
AIRMAN Current master of the snopesifake. *snickers*
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:54 pm
LD ... neve happy unless he's fighting a war on two fronts.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:52 pm
*cop shop (no bad pun intended)
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
run down to the cap shop to report near-crimes.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 6:50 pm
The parent is "aiming," the kid is discharging at random. To me the whole question is pretty much empirical. Scaring off would be assailants is a huge consideration as well and one that's very hard to get good data on. For starters, people don't ...
Bah - November 20, 2009, 6:10 pm
Sean - as long as you'll include the shooting of intruders without complaint as well, you won't hear many complaints from conservatives about "weeding", as you put it. Any parent that doesn't teach their kids gun control is aiming for a Darwin Award.
MustyK - November 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
Well done Airman. 5 furry-ones for the little girl !!
fred - November 20, 2009, 4:27 pm
In the US, how many thousands are shot by their own family? You come across as a frightened, conspiracy nut, retard.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
and the slide is locked back or the cylinder is open or the receiver is open and the magazine out, unless that gun is in small pieces it is loaded. I have followed his rules for 30yrs and have yet to have an AD incident.
Big V - November 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Ya know, I love guns. Have since I was small. My granddaddy had 2 very simple rules for gun handling. Rule 1, Never point a gun at anyone unless you are gonna kill them right then and there. Rule 2, Guns are always loaded, even if you just unloaded it
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:54 pm
I don't have any problems with that, it's just not for me.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:37 pm
during deer season two years ago
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 1:36 pm
I'm a gun nut, as are most people out here. and the only gun accident that happend out here was an american tourist shooting his friend
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I'm also not the gun nut that my step-dad is. Figure a hunting rifle, duty pistol, varmint rifle and a shotgun is about all I need. I'd like a concealable weapon, but the truth is, I'd use a laptop a whole lot more.
Airman - November 20, 2009, 1:20 pm
I should have snoped it, but I didn't. but i agree with Canada. Actually, I'm enjoying the discussions. FYI, I don't even own a gun. My dad has 4 families share
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 1:11 pm
Oh Sean...if only you didn't have the US as a buffer between Canada and Mexico! THEN you would understand our xenophobia. Of course to Mexicans I say "if only you didn't have us to buffer you from Canada" but that's best left for another day.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:07 pm
Of course anecdotal evidence is useless for this kind of a debate to begin with.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
the tale's other agenda.
Sean - November 20, 2009, 1:06 pm
No one ever said this story couldn't be true, WTFO. And in fact I called for more kids to be left home alone with more guns. Strange how you let that pass without comment. But the fear-mongering part of it -- two illegal aliens!!!! -- tips us off to
Haarakkon - November 20, 2009, 12:51 pm
I was wondering why I hadn't heard about this. Turns out Snopes says it never happened, at least not in Butte, not on that date.
boeweizer - November 20, 2009, 11:24 am
ok so they're illegal immagrants and in montana does that make them canadian? sure that have spanish sounding names but idk i think they're canandian
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:11 am
Landing right in the middle. Anyone know where I could dig up numbers on children killed by the parents guns vs intruders killed by armed home owners? I'm a big fan of the 2nd Amendment, Armed citizens discourage government zeal. Just curious on the #s
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 2:34 am
This particular story might not be true but the message is sweet. 5L
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:55 am
It does feel good to let loose with a solid 3 pane rant. Once in a while, you need to confront insanity with facts or you'll fall prey to the stress. Don't get addicted like me though. People start to get pissy. HA. Night, Bone.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:19 am
Well now that my heart is beating like a SOB I think I should hit the sac...night all.
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Christ almighty that's my first 3 panel rant *sigh*...but damn it felt good!
BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 12:11 am
Irony WTFO, just pure irony!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:09 am
BTW, well said Bone.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:08 am
intruders into their homes. One, a 17 yr old who killed 2 of 4 armed home invaders. The other, an 11 yr old boy who killed 2 home invaders with a .22-caliber rifle. Seems the same point intended from the above story is exemplified by your proof its false.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
Solidarity forever comrade BoneCD!!!!!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:05 am
It's hilarious to me that so many of you cited snopes for this story. It is absolutely true that the story above isn't supported by facts. However, in the exact link you post to discredit the thought, there are 2 stories of kids shooting and killing
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:59 pm
The rest of your arguments are all bull sh1t...and yes, this story is all bull shit.
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:57 pm
rubber banded to it just in case someone tries to pull a "In Cold Blood" on me. 5. I have a right to keep and bare arms to keep the federal gov from taking over!
BoneCD - November 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
1. Gun control only limits the number of guns for law abiding citizens...not criminals. 2. more than half the deaths that you read in statistics are from suicide. 3. Conceal carry in FLA cut crime by 1/3rd. 4. I have a shotgun with 4 shells (cont)
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
Conservatives don't leave any publicity venue unused.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 19, 2009, 10:25 pm
So not only was this a wordyfake, but it wasn't even true and was really a politifake in disguise? This kind of thing would be perfect for the forum, not for making a poster.
kato_eclipse - November 19, 2009, 9:54 pm
You should know its fake because the guy never mentioned FOX. Its a made up story to prove a useless point. Although Everyone needs a gun as well as a fire extinguisher. Emergencies are a way of life. http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.a
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:17 pm
*firearms
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
loaded furearms. Let the herd cull the herd, so to speak.
Sean - November 19, 2009, 9:14 pm
So this is a myth, but one that feels the need to identify the thugs as illegal aliens. Like their immigration status is at all relevant. Though of course I happen to think that there aren't enough kids left alone in houses with readily available
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2009, 8:52 pm
Sure. But why was an 11 year old left at home alone in the first place?
Derek - November 19, 2009, 7:27 pm
That, was pro-gun propaganda, and a myth. www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp Got to be suspicious when the brand name of the firearm is mentioned and when it's not in the mainstream news.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:24 pm
Cool Motifake and I agree with the sentiment but story is not true. Check it out at www.snopes.com http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/homeinvasion.asp
Reason - November 19, 2009, 7:22 pm
thats awesome. Completely agree. The shit that makes the news is the kid who calls 911 when his mom has a stroke. Boring! i would enjoy seeing this on the news.


THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

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Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.42/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:48 am
...for however long it takes to maneuver the drone over your head.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm
lol...


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....




IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE - Do pencils misspell words ?


TAGS: guns kill kill pencils misspell
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:49 pm
And yet, people without pencils (or other writing implement) would have a much more difficult time misspelling anything.
mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:32 am
lol...dude, now I know who is to blame...
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:14 am
LMAO. Or drugs Ozzy, well never mind that's different...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:11 am
Yep, the same way a fork makes Rosie O'Donnell fat.


REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems


TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?


OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.


TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

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Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm
lol
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am
Very funny I like good job


Evil Brilliance -


TAGS: evil brilliance
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:35 pm
For extra points, do it the night of a thunderstorm.


Guns don't kill people! -


TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.28/5

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GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm
People kill people!


BENNY HILL - KILLED BY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS


TAGS: bennyhill pc
Rating: 4.61/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:53 pm
Political Correctness is just another word for abolishment of Freedom Of Speech.
medinaanidem - August 23, 2013, 5:08 pm
It us worsethan infringement. It is an intentional (albiet passive) form if censorship.
BobbEdwards - May 10, 2013, 1:10 am
Agreed. It got Benny's TV show cancelled after 32 years on the air, and feminists started protesting his personal appearances so he had to give those up too. He died a recluse a few years later. The UK Mail denying him a stamp in 2006 was a final slap.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 10, 2013, 1:00 am
Political Correctness is an infringement of Freedom of Speech.


CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT - Good boy curiosity........ Good boy!!!


TAGS: killed cat
Rating: 4.26/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:52 pm
Josh and his Rugger 22 killed the dog!
Haner - February 5, 2012, 11:07 pm
that cat looks mighty pissed...dude is going Kakashi on that dog!
spanko1 - January 30, 2012, 10:16 am
Nice!
Nissta - January 28, 2012, 3:21 pm
You let go of my head and I'll let go of your tongue!! IF NOT YOU WILL NOT BE LICKING ANY CROTCHES AGAIN!!!!
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 5:31 am
Ack, tammy = tabby
CloudchaserS - January 27, 2012, 12:03 am
Reminds me of my 3.5 year old orange tammy and my 6 month old border collie. Joey annoys the heck out of Marmalade, but he's slow to bring out the claws.


THERE IS A MARINE CORPS SNIPER HIDING IN THE PICTURE. - Find him before he finds you.


TAGS: marine snipers kill all enemies
Rating: 3.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 2:04 am
We're the US Army; we'll just lay down a artillery barrage and mop up what's left behind.
paddy225845 - January 25, 2013, 10:57 am
Too late.
shawoopa - December 23, 2010, 6:22 pm
under the log a little to the left from the centre


WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!


TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD


diplomacy -


TAGS: vicious dog will rogers humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 21, 2016, 6:44 am
I love Mr. rogers, UP yours


DRILL SERGEANT - It's not yelling, it's motivation.




FROSTY - Good name for a cold hearted killer.


TAGS: frosty killer
Rating: 4.97/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:42 am
Ah, yes... this old classic. I post it to my Facebook once every year.
mariand - March 9, 2013, 1:49 pm
ha...good one


WHO YOU TRYING TO GET CRAZY WITH ESE? - Don't you know I'm loco?




ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


IMMIGRATION - "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." (Robert Orden)




FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can assure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


EVERYTHING - has a hidden beauty, if only for those who can see it.




THE AC-130 GUNSHIP - 3 20mm mini guns 2 40mm auto cannons and 1 105mm artillery gun .... over kill any one?


TAGS: this is pure american overkill at her finest
Rating: 3.57/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:45 pm
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload. - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
Airman - January 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
comes in handy when there's a gaggle of bad guys on a mountainside
2ninja4u - January 25, 2012, 6:42 pm
Who needs over kill? your just wasting ammo! one shot ,one kill.
usaf1995 - June 8, 2010, 12:00 pm
WAIT WAIT WAIT ITS THE 123S OF DEATH!!!!
Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:36 pm
Going deer hunting with a nuke.. That's overkill. This is making sure what you want to kill is dead and is going to stay that way. (Also great for the approaching zombie apocalyspe.)
tsprint1996 - June 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
The photo is a mirror image. All the guns should be on the port side.
corneredbadger - June 7, 2010, 1:56 pm
its not overkill, its preparedness. so if the populaion of a country gets out of line we can remove said country
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 10:34 am
Love the Gunship. Poster is ok. 4L
usaf1995 - June 7, 2010, 9:37 am
soooooooooo do you like it???
Ed-Hyde - June 7, 2010, 7:24 am
Nerdy would be dressing up LIKE an AC-130. Besides, there's no such thing as overkill, dead is dead.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:10 am
I've always been a fan of airpower... nerdy, I wouldn't agree with... but, I'm a bit bias. What isn't nerdy?
Anything - June 7, 2010, 12:04 am
I find these weaponry stuff on the internet very, very nerdy.
agdaniele - June 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Depends on where you are, I suppose. In this case, this platform is highly accurate, but carries a punch unlike anything in it's class.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:57 pm
Well that's pretty much useless.
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:48 pm
Everything.
Anything - June 6, 2010, 11:42 pm
What does it kill ?
agdaniele - June 6, 2010, 11:39 pm
It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.
Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
There is no such thing as overkill Just slightly excessive


A MOMENT - of silence please *sniff*


TAGS: pillsbury doughboy
Rating: 4.46/5

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rubikscubeguy238 - May 19, 2011, 7:14 pm
lol
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 6, 2011, 7:43 pm
I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. faved and 5L'd.
Greeny - May 4, 2011, 7:56 pm
I did a report on Doughboy - back when 'we' were both kids. I wrote Pillsbury (waaaay before the internet)& asked for a picture... they sent a huge poster - it was cool! I aced the report & then tossed the poster, or used it for darts - can't remember...
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:14 pm
budumbumbump...lol
Produceman117 - May 4, 2011, 1:09 pm
Minnesota, huh? I always thought he was Danish. 5L.


IM SORRY,.... - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are


TAGS: bruce willis sound awesome
Rating: 4.48/5

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test123 - April 8, 2016, 4:07 pm
test
Reality Lord - June 5, 2011, 9:39 pm

more like masturbation than homosexuality....no?
Tarapin - June 5, 2011, 1:42 pm
If you're in love with yourself, is it considered a same-sex relationship?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 8:41 pm

lolz


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.15/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red tape...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am
i dont use photshop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need photo shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use photoshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm
You dont need photoshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm

this is so true. 5L


WHEN GODZILLA FACEPALMS - You know the fail is epic




ARTILLERY - There is no problem that cannot be solved by the liberal use of high explosive.


TAGS: artillery
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 21, 2012, 4:20 am
When the only tool you have is a hammer, pretty soon every problem looks like a nail.


KITCHENVILLE -


TAGS: kitchenville farmville sexist sexism
Rating: 3.16/5

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jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
"your"
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:42 pm
Whats an err woman?


BEST BUDS -


TAGS: ill miss you
Rating: 4.97/5

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forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:01 pm
nice one!!


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

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spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 heterosexuals and 11 homosexuals? What about bisexuals and asexuals? I'm asexual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bisexuals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like shit today!


WHEN DIPLOMATS FAIL - There's ALWAYS the United States Navy


TAGS: navy violence force military kill
Rating: 4.19/5

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RetiredUSNChief - September 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
GO NAVY! :)~
guyfox - September 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
wicked jester..............boo yah


Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)


HILLARY CLINTON - Deep down inside... you always had your suspicions.


TAGS: politics hillary clinton democrats
Rating: 2.5/5

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a name of no use - July 24, 2009, 3:43 am
I thought she was a lizard person...
Ryan - July 24, 2009, 3:29 am
does this seriously surprise anyone?


AWESOMENESS - There are signs




OH WOW! - Where'd you get that totally killer tat?


TAGS: deer killer tat
Rating: 4.25/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:08 am
Yes.
Nissta - December 12, 2011, 6:23 pm
I'm pretty sure I made her dad into burgers, her brother was just mince tho
fan4camping - December 11, 2011, 11:48 am
I had pondered something similar to that too, but kept it fitting the day's theme.
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 11:42 am
That's a bummer of a birthmark, Hal. (too obscure?)
Feasibly - December 11, 2011, 9:31 am
LOL!


EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!




MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5


I DO LOVE ANIMALS! - They're delicious.




MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"




COAT RACK - $1,795.00


TAGS: tread mill coat rack
Rating: 4.69/5

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TheSanityInspector - February 24, 2014, 12:50 pm
Glad I double-checked: I was about to submit this same gag, having forgotten where I saw it.
motinet - November 15, 2011, 9:13 pm

LOL!


STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS




TOOL -


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L


THE VOICES... - ...they are telling me to kill you


TAGS: the voices are teling me to kill you
Rating: 3.58/5

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KDP3 - June 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
what an original poster (sarcasm)


AND SO THIS IS - Christmas and what have you done


TAGS: mary lennon iwill burn forthis
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - December 16, 2011, 1:00 am
LOL!


COOLEST THING EVER CREATED - This Grill Pretty Much Sums That Up


TAGS: grill
Rating: 3.06/5

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OVERKILL - Definition: Whatever I drive OVER, I will KILL


TAGS: overkill over kill
Rating: 4.54/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 9:52 am
Ok thanks.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:12 am
No, you will get an "Already Voted" message
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 7:58 am
I didn't vote twice for the record, but is that even possible??
rerun - August 7, 2011, 9:33 pm

far more genreous than I am.
crankyhead - August 7, 2011, 8:26 pm
This will be the last time either of you vote twice on the same poster ok?
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 5:08 pm
I know, you said that, and therefore I thank you x2, and I have no idea how you commented twice either, but it is appropriate lol
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 5:05 pm
No I voted twice, I have absoloutely no idea how I commented twice
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 4:59 pm
Lol, thanks...x2 I guess :D
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:57 pm
So funny, i voted twice!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:57 pm
So funny, i voted twice!


KILL IT - Sweet mother of god! KILL IT WITH FIRE!


TAGS: kill it with fire
Rating: 2.67/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 26, 2008, 11:24 pm
LOL @ Porcelina
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 11:20 pm
Send her to Chicago with her hands like that. It will get taken care of


VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake


TAGS: elvis simpsons family guy obama bush hillary clinton
Rating: 4.03/5

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hatethehaters - February 15, 2013, 4:21 pm
Eddie Van Halen and Cat Lady! HYAAHHERRAHYAHHHYAHOHYAHYERHERHYAHH
skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 6:01 pm
dali lama and happy llama
familyghost - June 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
Hillary and Raptor... She's scarier by the way.
MasterMachine - June 11, 2010, 6:04 pm
Micain and Crazy Cat!
Mr. Shiny - May 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
My vote is on young stalin and borat.
matt28 - February 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Gold Medal - Nixon/Brain, Silver Medal - Hillary/Deinonychus (NOT Velociraptor... Spielberg needs to learn some paleontology), Bronze medal - fucked-up cat/Carville
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 4:49 pm
Although all just about spot on, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Hilary / Raptor. That has my vote!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 12:29 pm
I want to hear Al Roker yell "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"
randomosity - February 25, 2010, 12:12 pm
its nixon and the brain yes nixon and the brain one is genius the other is "Not a crook"


SMOKING - Smoking doesn't kill... People starved of nicotine do




NO BRUCE, - you are most definitely not what Willis was talkin bout




SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


POSTAGE STAMP FOR BENNY HILL - FOR THE ONE YOUR OWN COUNTRY REFUSED TO GIVE YOU




HAPPINESS IS... - Grilled cheese and tomato soup. You cannot disagree with this without lying.


TAGS: grilled cheese tomato soup
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 3:12 pm
5L!
cicilia - February 10, 2014, 11:08 pm
Grill Cheese ok, tomato soup is a big fat disgusting "NO!" how anyone can eat a grill cheese with tomato soup just amazes me, that stuff is absolutely disgusting.
deecougar - January 23, 2013, 7:59 pm
Of course you can disagree ... I disagree because I absolutely HATE tomato soup - love grilled cheese - hate tomato soup
CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 5:07 am
Try it, you might like it :-)
CloudchaserS - January 9, 2013, 5:05 am
You should at least try it :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2013, 11:32 am
yeah, that's gross.
GaryO - January 8, 2013, 10:01 am
I am now sick to my stomach
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 8, 2013, 9:50 am
This is my 2nd favorite lunch in the winter. But I put sharp cheddar chunks in the soup and bacon on the grilled cheese.....and that's why I weigh 250lbs.
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2013, 1:11 am
I also liked pb&j with cream of mushroom for a dip. Still do
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:47 am
Steak is happiness, this is homesickness food
Rudedog - January 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
This is pure childhood heaven. A ding dong for dessert please.
robbidos - January 7, 2013, 7:48 pm
i'll take that kiddie meal: grilled cheese with diced onions and sausage and a side of tomato soup with grated parmesan cheese
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 7:44 pm
Guess I’m a big fat liar. That’s some kinda kiddie meal….and I’d be pyssed if someone put that in fronta me….BUT, nice tidy poster
Silverheart - January 7, 2013, 7:30 pm

I know I can't disagree. Of course, there are other definitions. But this is a good 'un. 5Ls


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

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CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


LAMENT -


TAGS: whining will not solve anything
Rating: 4.71/5

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motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am

huge


14 JUILLET - Napoléon and Joséphine knew how to make their bedrock




LOYALTY - “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”




REINTARDATION -




OLLIE WILLIAMS - WHO WANTS THIS DOG?!


TAGS: ollie williams lol
Rating: 2.84/5

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lololol - July 14, 2009, 6:41 pm
Hoowwsszz... tteehh weetherrrrrr???? Olllliiiee? "Not to bad..." (Weed)
HtD - January 18, 2009, 3:53 am
"I saw a fish!"
Tom Tucker - January 18, 2009, 3:52 am
Thank you Ollie. Now to asian reporter Trisha takanawa
ZOMGHACKS - December 5, 2008, 7:20 pm
I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO! UR NOT A DING [email protected][email protected][email protected]! I LOVE YOU!


ICE GRILL - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG




HAIR -


TAGS: hair vanilla ice beiber stupid
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - October 18, 2015, 8:14 pm
Justin Beiber sporting Elvis hair was such a joke.


POWER... -


TAGS: power kill person everyone god
Rating: 4.48/5

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Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:11 am
No worries; check your PM inbox. Mind you, it's 1920x1200 pixels... That's a massive picture... Enjoy that fight stick... ; )
K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Do you have the origional pic this was made from? When I saw it the first thing I thought was that it'd look great on a custom fight stick but to use it as is I'd have to stretch it out and that always kills the quality.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 9:27 am
Having done much research & spent much time on this matter; I can conclusively say, it is not I who is God #1 ... :)
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:30 am
who is god #1 ??
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
caveman - April 2, 2012, 10:23 pm
This is the be5t one i've seen in a while, fav'd
Reality Lord - April 2, 2012, 8:59 pm

get in line mord...dec 22 2012 is coming up fast.
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm
... ... ... OK ... I guess I have something to look forward to now... ... ...
SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
Those are the words I live by. I'll become the Earthly avatar of Cthulhu, and then EAT YOU ALL!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
I'm going to be God someday then. 5 Mass extinctions


.45 - becauuse 9mm is over rated and it sure as hell wont stop a zombie




$650M IN STIMULUS BILL - For converter box coupons for folks who don't have cable or satellite TV! How does sitting on you butt watching Wheel of Fortune stimulate the economy?


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats election true truth politics bill congress stimulus
Rating: 3.02/5

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MrRandom - May 26, 2009, 2:27 am
Be glad, one of the opposition parties here wants to make Employment Insurance available for a year after 360 hours of work
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 9:26 am
The "American Dream" has now been officially renamed to the "American Entitlement" - you will never again have to work hard America! Hell, I'm even thinking about moving to Mississippi so I can get my free doorbell!
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 1:09 am
opps...always thought it was a privilege...
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 1:08 am
Since when did cable tv become entitled. I always it was a privilege to own cable. And for that matter, a tv, a house, a car...
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:43 am
It promotes the sale of new couches? The Omniscient One only goes after easily solved problems of no great importance.


ARTILLERY -


TAGS: military artillery
Rating: 4.82/5

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MilDoc - June 7, 2011, 5:49 pm
The King of Battle!!! 5 HE Round5


ARKANSAS -




LE GRIL? - What the HELL does THAT mean?


TAGS: simpsons homer grill bbq le gril
Rating: 3.08/5

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50cal - January 14, 2011, 10:49 am
lol.......... Love the noobs that try to come in with no posters and scrutinize things.
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 10:26 am
Way to contribute nothing but a dumb/ lame ass comment.
Maxxxy - January 14, 2011, 8:38 am
Way to get the quote completely wrong.


SKINNY DIPPING -


TAGS: dont be silly dear
Rating: 4.73/5

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motinet - October 10, 2010, 12:03 pm

lol... the expression on his face is like "oh shit... im so busted"


OUTLOOK ON SHTUFF -




KILLED - Curiosity killed innocence, over thinking killed happiness, lies killed trust. Insecurity killed self-esteem, stereotype killed individuality and judgment killed me.




PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.




NUTS?!? -


TAGS: vegetarians veggies trees kill
Rating: 4.79/5

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crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
5kippy brand whipped tree foetu5e5.
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
HA! Them unborn are dang ta5ty.
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:25 am
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:35 am
Ba5tards!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:27 am
Ironically epic! 5L my good sir.


I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...




TSUNAMI GODZILLA -


TAGS: japan tsunami godzilla earthquake
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2011, 5:49 pm
Yes!


NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?


TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

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??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you fucking foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of assault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the fuckers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the fuck wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're fucked anyway and noone will notice them with all the other fuckers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


TECHNICALLY WHISKEY IS A SOLUTION -


TAGS: whiskey bushmills chemistry solution
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - November 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
"A," not "the" solution.


VEGANS ARE SNEAKY BASTARDS. -


TAGS: vegan food tray yell kill
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - March 8, 2012, 9:15 pm
Oh god, kill it again! It's trying to escape!


PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY - Yeah right, this is too good to pass up and not post on facebook !


TAGS: confidentiality knife hard to kill
Rating: 4.42/5

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holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
I love the tattoo..... Challange accepted


RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.


TAGS: kratos anger rage god of war kill killing frustration running out
Rating: 3.93/5

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wampyre - December 17, 2009, 11:58 am
in his case true, very true


IDEAS - The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly


TAGS: ideas lions zebras killed
Rating: 3.68/5
Grim [email protected] - September 2, 2010, 5:32 pm
not even mine... that was the booze talking, this was mine http://www.motifake.com/stunt-doubles-zebra-costume-lion-attack-demotivational-poster-87157.html
Grim [email protected] - September 2, 2010, 5:30 pm
One of my first posters. Sorry kids.
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 11:03 pm
The Bad Ones Can Be Oh-So-Deadly...Posters? Just kidding...really not too bad
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 10:48 pm
Register and log in to make posters. Please and thank you.
Kmonet - August 23, 2010, 10:21 pm
I didn't put my name in it and the title could have been better. Rookie.
Sean - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
Lion #1: "Good heavens, Reginald, is it just me, or does this zebra taste like chicken?"
Mr. Shiny - August 23, 2010, 2:43 am
I agree, this could have been a classic.
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:24 am
they should have left their name as well
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:53 pm
This picture was gold. Should've been in more resposible hands.


LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument


TAGS: logical fallacy windmill beard
Rating: 3.08/5


OVERKILL - You can never be too safe


TAGS: over kill
Rating: 4.33/5

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tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:44 pm
Rule 37: There is no overkill. There is only "Open Fire" and "I need to reload."


AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?




Dance -




SMILE -




OPTICAL ILLUSIONS #2 - Great for throwing drunk people off.




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